🥃 YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED. It's time for our 2nd Annual Whiskey, Lies & Alibis!
Six storytellers. One Golden Nixon. Only 35 people get in the room.
You’ll hear stories that’ll make you laugh, cheer, question a few reputations, and maybe even buy a scandal or two.
Because in this election, every dollar is a vote, the truth is optional, and corruption is encouraged. (For a cause, of course.)
It's exclusive. It's mischievous. And it all supports the Chamber's Government Affairs Committee.
THE OFFICIAL DETAILS
📅 Monday, November 9, 2026 📍 The Coop Lounge ⏰ 5:00–7:30 PM 🎟️ $65 per person 🥃 Includes a whiskey or mocktail flight, food, and your first ballot.
Invitation only. Just 35 seats.
So grab your whiskey glass and prepare your alibi. Once tickets are gone, there will be no recounts, no appeals, and absolutely no excuses.
RSVP by texting me to claim your seat.
Paid for by the Committee of Shenanigans. We approve this message. Mostly.
TO RESERVE YOUR SEAT: Reply directly to this text with your name and the number of tickets you’d like (maximum 2 per invitation).
I’ll confirm your reservation and send you payment details. Seats are limited to 35, so your spot is secured once payment is received.
No recounts. No appeals. No saving seats for your imaginary friends. 🥃
